1 00:00:08,590 --> 00:00:11,870 Put your hands together, cover your eyes. 2 00:00:12,150 --> 00:00:15,310 I'm getting ready for a big surprise. 3 00:00:15,870 --> 00:00:19,070 Spirit in a bottle, ghost in the machine. 4 00:00:19,550 --> 00:00:22,890 Walking on water, floating on a dream. 5 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:26,500 This fool and who, who can you believe? 6 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:30,340 Do you think you're gonna lose it? Are you sure what you just seen? 7 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:34,060 Thumpin' underground, didn't you hear that sound? 8 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:37,660 What's cookin' in your head? Are you shakin' in your bed? 9 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:41,200 When you don't wanna do what you didn't wanna do And you can't find a pop or a 10 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:45,040 cop And you got two friends to be handin' in But you're never gonna make 11 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:50,320 If you see him comin', better stop runnin' with the screen seat 12 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:03,980 No luck? 13 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,200 He's not upstairs. 14 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:10,160 Did you check the basement? He's only been... He's only been dead for six 15 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,540 He couldn't have gotten too far. 16 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,960 Check the living room again. I'll try the attic. 17 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,640 Somebody's coming. We've got to get out of here. 18 00:01:23,690 --> 00:01:24,710 He's right down there. 19 00:01:25,090 --> 00:01:30,330 I just came by to help him carve some pumpkins for Halloween when I found him. 20 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:36,410 Turn it off! 21 00:01:36,650 --> 00:01:37,650 Turn it off! 22 00:01:38,070 --> 00:01:40,430 Ah, Granville, look at what you've done. 23 00:01:40,650 --> 00:01:41,650 Oh, well. 24 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:47,870 Nobody's looking to buy a pumpkin smasher. It's a pumpkin carver they 25 00:01:48,030 --> 00:01:49,970 It'll revolutionize Halloween. 26 00:01:50,490 --> 00:01:53,370 How about... You're inventing a rubber mask that doesn't make your face red. 27 00:01:53,510 --> 00:02:00,370 That ought to do it. This time it's going to work. History is about to be 28 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,690 made. Clara, are you getting this? 29 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:04,130 Uh -huh. 30 00:03:26,410 --> 00:03:29,810 Guys, maybe this isn't the most appropriate time to be watching this. 31 00:03:31,390 --> 00:03:33,990 What's the point of a memorial if you aren't supposed to remember? 32 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:39,290 Go make some meaningless small talk with your grandfather's friends. 33 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,110 Nice to see you laughing, Dad. 34 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,150 Didn't know you had it in you. 35 00:04:01,490 --> 00:04:04,070 Such a brave little girl. You're holding up so well. 36 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:06,110 I'm a trooper. 37 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:14,640 I swear, somebody dies and suddenly the whole world is invading a personal 38 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,120 space. Tell me about it. 39 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:20,000 Oh, you must be Frank's grandson. Let me give you a hug. 40 00:04:43,770 --> 00:04:44,770 Can I help you? 41 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:52,770 No, no, I was just, um... Frank had some books. 42 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:56,370 Claire, right? 43 00:04:57,410 --> 00:04:58,410 I'm Warner McDonald. 44 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:00,970 Your grandfather and I were great friends. 45 00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:02,330 Hmm. 46 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:05,990 He never mentioned you. Yeah, well, you were usually only in our little hamlet 47 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:07,250 for a couple of weeks during the summer. 48 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:11,170 But since you're going to be around a little longer this time... 49 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:15,540 You have to come to our big Halloween festival this weekend. 50 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:23,000 I'm not really in a festival kind of mood. Yeah, well, I didn't mean, um... 51 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Everything all right? 52 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,160 Richard. 53 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:27,580 It's wonderful to have you back here, Richard. 54 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:32,300 Well, not wonderful under the circumstances. 55 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:40,420 Well... 56 00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:42,410 I'd better be going. 57 00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:43,850 Excuse me. 58 00:05:46,850 --> 00:05:49,330 What kind of freak brings a flyer to a funeral? 59 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:51,310 That's old Warner for you. 60 00:05:51,630 --> 00:05:54,010 He and your grandfather have hated each other since grade school. 61 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:57,330 Something about a vicious game of Red Rover, Red Rover. 62 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:16,220 Sorry to hear about your father. What are your plans for the house? 63 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,260 Obviously, you can't keep it. 64 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,800 I'm putting the for sale sign up first thing in the morning. 65 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,420 You see, I could be back at the hospital in a week. 66 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:26,760 Two talks. 67 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,180 And it's not the house itself that's the problem. 68 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:33,660 It's all that junk that's inside it. And the basement alone would fill up a half 69 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:34,660 a dozen dumpsters. 70 00:07:11,969 --> 00:07:12,969 Hello? Ian. 71 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:18,050 Ian? 72 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:22,190 Why didn't you answer? I've been calling you. 73 00:07:24,270 --> 00:07:25,270 You all right? 74 00:07:26,650 --> 00:07:27,650 You sure? 75 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:29,710 I'm sure. 76 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:33,010 Because if you're not, I mean, I understand. 77 00:07:34,990 --> 00:07:38,370 I know that you and Grandpa were pretty close, so... 78 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,860 You believe all the junk he's got down here? 79 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,340 It's not junk. 80 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:52,940 What is half of this stuff? It came out with more ridiculous gadgets and gizmos. 81 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,100 It's not junk. 82 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,240 Grandpa made all this stuff. 83 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:00,060 This is his pumpkin carver. It's going to revolutionize Halloween. 84 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:03,780 And this is a portable turbo back. We made it two summers ago. 85 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:08,720 And there's... I don't know what this is. It's just crap. You can't just... 86 00:08:15,419 --> 00:08:17,360 Keeping all this stuff isn't going to bring him back, Ian. 87 00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:27,120 I hope you realize how lucky you are. 88 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:31,820 I would have given anything to hang out with him down here when I was a kid. 89 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:33,780 So why didn't you? 90 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:35,900 I don't know, really. 91 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:37,340 He was busy. 92 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,520 I was in the way. 93 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,260 A long time ago. It doesn't matter now. 94 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,519 Come on. 95 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,280 I left your sister in charge of dinner. 96 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,140 Consider yourself warned. 97 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,860 Well, that certainly was disgusting. 98 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,280 I'd have ordered pizza, but they don't deliver after seven. 99 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,060 Welcome to small -town living. 100 00:09:16,270 --> 00:09:18,250 That weird guy was going through Grandpa's books, gave me. 101 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,089 Oh, hey. 102 00:09:20,090 --> 00:09:21,110 How about this? 103 00:09:21,390 --> 00:09:22,430 Halloween festival. 104 00:09:22,990 --> 00:09:25,410 If we're still in town, you two should go. It's supposed to be a lot of fun. 105 00:09:25,850 --> 00:09:27,650 Grandpa said it's totally cheeseball. 106 00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:28,870 Oh, he would. 107 00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:30,350 It's Warner's, baby. 108 00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:32,630 People come all the way from Boston for it. 109 00:09:33,710 --> 00:09:37,410 Grandpa used to talk about this Zachariah guy like he was some kind of 110 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:39,930 But he looks pretty creeped out to me. 111 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:41,410 He should. 112 00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:42,850 He's something of a local legend. 113 00:09:43,330 --> 00:09:44,590 Our resident spook. 114 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:46,020 He really existed? 115 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:50,520 That's what they say. He lived with his young bride on Coal Hill just south of 116 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,360 town almost 200 years ago. 117 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,180 What did he do to get so famous? 118 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,580 He burned things down. 119 00:09:56,280 --> 00:10:00,920 Supposedly, Zachariah loved only one thing more than his wife, and that was 120 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:01,920 fire. 121 00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:07,280 They say you could see it in his eyes. 122 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:32,260 broke out constantly in the hills around his home. 123 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:36,480 The town did everything they could to try and stop him, but it was his wife 124 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,820 finally said she'd had enough and tried to leave him. 125 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,840 Tried? What did he do? 126 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,560 He set their cabin on fire with her still in it. 127 00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:52,480 He killed her? 128 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:53,840 Afraid so. 129 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,860 But in a fitting end. 130 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:00,900 They found him guilty of murder and sentenced him to be burned at the stake 131 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:01,900 the town square. 132 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,300 The fires didn't end with Zachariah. 133 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,500 That night, the courthouse burned to the ground. 134 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,320 Fire! 135 00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:12,180 Fire! 136 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,000 They say he still roams the hills. 137 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:49,060 You're saying this town is haunted? 138 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,280 No. He's saying it's full of bunkins. 139 00:12:18,190 --> 00:12:19,410 see it in his eyes. 140 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:21,190 Dad. 141 00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:28,690 You okay sleeping in Grandpa's room? 142 00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:30,630 Yeah, it's totally cool. 143 00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:33,290 I'm not creeped out or anything, if that's what you mean. 144 00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:35,830 Good. 145 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:37,750 He didn't die in here, right? 146 00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:40,650 Right. 147 00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:42,730 Good night, Ian. 148 00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:45,570 Good night, Dad. 149 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:40,790 to there this instant. 150 00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:42,350 Claire. 151 00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:44,070 I'm not afraid of you. 152 00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:46,190 I swear you were so going to pay. 153 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:50,090 Good night. Don't let the ghoulies bite. 154 00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:51,610 Good night, Claire. 155 00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:57,030 You okay? 156 00:13:57,590 --> 00:14:00,070 Fine. Just make sure Claire's in her room. 157 00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:05,630 Good night. 158 00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:07,710 Good night. 159 00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:26,030 and began doing this weird morphing thing. And I tripped or something, and 160 00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:27,170 I got back up, it was gone. 161 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,350 That's what I get for telling your kids ghost stories. 162 00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:31,430 I wasn't having a nightmare. 163 00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:33,230 How do you explain the book's fall? 164 00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:36,470 Gravity? Maybe it's some sort of sign from the beyond. 165 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:38,730 Maybe I'm supposed to read them. 166 00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:40,810 Then the beyond doesn't know you very well. 167 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,230 Property of the Steeple Falls Public Library. 168 00:15:46,430 --> 00:15:48,590 He was definitely trying to tell me something. 169 00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:49,970 He? 170 00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:53,660 Grandpa! It has... to be Grandpa's ghost. I mean, who else could it be? 171 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:57,140 Oh, great. It wasn't enough that he was giving me grief while he was alive. 172 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:01,860 Ian, you've got to pull yourself together and go to bed. Do we understand 173 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:02,860 other? 174 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,620 Good. I'll see you in the morning. 175 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,660 I'll have to remind Dad about the child labor laws in the state. 176 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,880 All right, guys. 177 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,400 Let's take a break. Come on into town with me. 178 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,560 You must have heard from your lawyer. 179 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,580 Oh, Claire, why don't you run up to Grandpa's room and grab those books? I 180 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:56,580 to make sure we return them. 181 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,640 Claire, no. 182 00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:03,460 We can't return those books. I haven't even looked at them. They're library 183 00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:07,319 books. We can't keep them. But Grandpa was using them to send me a message. 184 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:12,770 Seriously, the only message he was sending you was, shut up, quit acting 185 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,690 such an idiot. 186 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:20,430 What is that? 187 00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:22,390 I don't know. 188 00:17:25,030 --> 00:17:28,109 Here, hold on to these, Claire. You take this. What? You take them. You're 189 00:17:28,109 --> 00:17:29,710 taking them. Yes, you are. 190 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:30,910 Shut up. 191 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:54,000 rules a little, letting your grandpa check fees out. 192 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:58,020 But then again, he could be very persuasive. 193 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,760 Looks like old Zachariah and the festival are finally putting this town 194 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:06,520 map. Before you know it, we'll be giving Salem and their witch trials a run for 195 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,520 their money. 196 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:13,400 And Steeple Falls has more unsolved fires per capita than any other town in 197 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,680 state. Steeple Falls. 198 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,800 Is it hot in here or is it just us? 199 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,640 I'm not kidding. It's on the t -shirt. 200 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,810 What's with all the old machine parts in the display case? 201 00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:27,950 Oh, that's just some doodads that Warner dug up around the cabin. We just wanted 202 00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:29,110 something to fill up the case. 203 00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:30,589 Zachariah's cabin? 204 00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:31,590 It still exists? 205 00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:32,650 Oh, heaven no. 206 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:39,330 But Warner owns the land, and he says that he is going to build a replica for 207 00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:40,330 the tourists. 208 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:45,350 There is even talk about putting in a theme park. 209 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:16,340 of their blacked out fire starters. 210 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,180 Maybe there's something in the water. 211 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,140 What? 212 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,040 Don't wander off. I'm only going to be a minute. 213 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,120 Where do you think we're wandering off to? You can see the whole place from 214 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,120 here. 215 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,590 Look, they still haven't... into that grandpa's store. 216 00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:47,370 I loved that place. 217 00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:49,330 I still don't know why he had to close it. 218 00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:52,450 Yes, you do. And quit talking about it. You know it upsets Dad. 219 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:53,730 What doesn't? 220 00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:00,510 Hey, kids. 221 00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:01,629 Beautiful day. 222 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:03,230 Hope you're making the best of it. Yeah. 223 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,910 Well, once we're done here, we're going to go back and pack up our dead 224 00:20:05,910 --> 00:20:06,930 grandfather's belongings. 225 00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:10,070 That's good to be productive. Now, speaking of your grandfather, there were 226 00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:11,410 books. Library books? 227 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:12,910 Yes, right. So you found them. 228 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,000 What has he done? 229 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,400 I told you to let me drive the tractor. Hey, Pat. 230 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,520 Clean it up. What did you do? 231 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,640 Hey, 232 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:39,420 kids. 233 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,680 I didn't catch what you said about the books. 234 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,079 Hi, Warner. 235 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,920 Looks like your festival's really taking off. 236 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:46,900 Ain't it, though? 237 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,660 And your dad always said it wasn't going to amount to anything. 238 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:55,280 It was a real loss to this town when Frank decided to close down the store. 239 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:57,780 Shame he couldn't find anyone to take it over. 240 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,500 Yeah, that's a shame. 241 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:00,700 And me, I'm lucky. 242 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:02,720 My boys couldn't wait to get into the business. 243 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,540 This town means the world to them. 244 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,540 Well, that's all you know. See you Saturday. 245 00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:08,740 Nice talking to you, Warner. 246 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:24,760 I'm going now. 247 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,140 Just running into town to see Grandpa's lawyer. 248 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:31,540 Hey, my old woodshop project, sixth grade. 249 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,540 It was Dad's Christmas present that year. 250 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,720 Grandpa kept it. Must have meant a lot to him. 251 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,580 I doubt it. He said I didn't sand it properly. 252 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:43,780 Dad, are you okay? 253 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:45,420 Yeah, 254 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,720 fine. 255 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,020 Make sure you and your brother get some homework done. 256 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,760 I just don't want you to get behind. 257 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,340 Ian, I'm taking off now, sir. 258 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,580 I don't want to know. 259 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,160 Yes, I do. 260 00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:11,840 What is all this? 261 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,360 It's stuff to catch a ghost. 262 00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:16,900 I should always go with my gut. 263 00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:05,509 What's going on? 264 00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:07,390 Let me out of here. Who are you anyway? 265 00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:09,070 Claire! 266 00:24:10,810 --> 00:24:11,850 Do you mind? 267 00:24:12,190 --> 00:24:13,470 Some of us are trying to look. 268 00:24:16,130 --> 00:24:20,330 What is this? It's a ghost. 269 00:24:20,990 --> 00:24:23,030 Ian, it's not a ghost. 270 00:24:24,990 --> 00:24:26,370 Can you just unscrew the lid? 271 00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:31,570 If it's not a ghost, then what is it? I don't know. But there has to be some 272 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:32,570 kind of logical... 273 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,200 It is not a ghost. 274 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,660 I hate the dark. Does it have to hit you in the face, literally? 275 00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:44,040 It's a ghost, and I'm keeping it. Ian, for the last time, there is no such 276 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,120 as... I 277 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:54,800 do 278 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:59,620 hate to be the bearer of bad news, but as we say in the ghost business, boom! 279 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,480 Must she keep doing that? 280 00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:04,020 Stay right where you are. 281 00:25:04,260 --> 00:25:07,260 Don't take another, whatever it is you do, closer. 282 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,880 This is the coolest thing in the world. 283 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,940 This is not the coolest thing in the world. This is the antithesis of cool. 284 00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:17,920 Now, nobody will get hurt as long as you do exactly as I say. 285 00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:19,580 Give me the jar. 286 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,459 No way. 287 00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:22,000 Ian, just give him the jar. 288 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,420 Give him the jar, man. 289 00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:25,380 Ian, give him the jar. No. 290 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,080 Fine. I don't want to have to resort to this, but... 291 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,130 Not what I needed right now. 292 00:25:38,650 --> 00:25:40,010 That was amazing. 293 00:25:40,650 --> 00:25:41,930 Can you do anything else? 294 00:25:43,770 --> 00:25:45,570 No. Good. 295 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:50,130 Uh -oh. 296 00:25:56,670 --> 00:25:57,670 Well, 297 00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:04,490 nice chatting to you, but... Gotta fly. 298 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,560 I think it went that way. 299 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:28,800 Walking, we're walking away from the life this time. Thank you for dying. 300 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,100 Death? Thank you for dying. Please, come again. 301 00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:33,740 Kidding. 302 00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:35,540 Afterlife humor. 303 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:39,940 It's not really funny, really. Thank you for dying. Okay, dead people, come on. 304 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,520 Keep it moving. Look alive. 305 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:44,400 Move it, move it, move it. There you go. Get in line. 306 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,660 That's right. Get back in line, cowboy. Thank you, sir. 307 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,400 Hi, welcome. 308 00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:54,000 Okay, Dot, down the steps. A through L on your left, M through Z on your right. 309 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,039 Thank you very much. 310 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,040 Very nice. Wonderful. 311 00:28:56,260 --> 00:28:59,740 And we're walking and we're walking and we're smiling because we're dead, not 312 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:00,740 depressed. That's right. 313 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:02,480 Name? Lindsay. Phil. 314 00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:03,820 Check that out. 315 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,400 Here you are. 316 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,020 Thought we made a mistake there for a minute. You have no idea the amount of 317 00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:11,700 paperwork I've got to fill out when that happens. 318 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,160 Don't worry, sir. 319 00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:16,140 Just a little bit of processing. 320 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:19,380 Thank you. Thank you for dying. Please, come again. 321 00:29:20,830 --> 00:29:24,090 Just a little bit of afterlife humor. It's really not funny. Thank you for 322 00:29:24,090 --> 00:29:28,430 dying. I'm sorry. No cell phones allowed in the hereafter. Makes the cherubim 323 00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:31,090 crazy. Don't even ask me about the cherubim. 324 00:29:31,430 --> 00:29:32,430 Careful. 325 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:36,330 Okay. Bye -bye. Watch your step there. Your turn. There you go. 326 00:29:36,790 --> 00:29:39,210 There you go. Where are the sheep? Did somebody get the sheep? 327 00:29:57,710 --> 00:29:59,470 Oh, it's got to be around here somewhere. 328 00:29:59,810 --> 00:30:00,810 I swear. 329 00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:05,390 If I end up on the cover of the With the World news, you are so dead. 330 00:30:06,030 --> 00:30:07,030 Welcome, Lincoln. 331 00:30:10,570 --> 00:30:16,050 Mariah, we've got pro... pro... pro... In the world, have you been? Look, we 332 00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:20,010 swamped. Why everyone has to die on a Thursday is beyond name. We've got 333 00:30:20,010 --> 00:30:21,010 problems. 334 00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:23,570 Problems? As in plural? 335 00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:26,770 Where is the soul you were sent out to retrieve? 336 00:30:28,389 --> 00:30:29,389 That's one. 337 00:30:30,410 --> 00:30:31,550 And where's Jumper? 338 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:32,750 That's another one. 339 00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:34,490 Well, how many more are there? 340 00:30:35,190 --> 00:30:36,190 One. Hello? 341 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:37,250 Maybe two. 342 00:30:38,090 --> 00:30:39,090 The living? 343 00:30:40,970 --> 00:30:44,270 You let the living follow you here? 344 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:45,590 What are you thinking? 345 00:30:45,930 --> 00:30:48,270 I'm sure if they keep quiet, they'll be gone in a couple of minutes. 346 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,120 I'll take care of it. 347 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,140 You are only dreaming. 348 00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:15,620 This is just a dream. 349 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,760 I tried. 350 00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:24,260 I am so writing you up. 351 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:30,520 Look, we don't know who or what you things are, but we got your little 352 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:31,920 here. Hey, Boston. 353 00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:34,700 But we'd be willing to trade him for some answers. 354 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:37,240 Or the nearest exit. Okay, look, kids. 355 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,840 Don't mess with me. I am in no mood today. 356 00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:44,740 Hi, Mark. 357 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:54,420 Thank you. 358 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,820 That feels much better. 359 00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:07,380 What was that all about? 360 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,240 Was I bothering you? And hello? 361 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,760 How about some air holes? 362 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:12,660 And some partner you turned out to be. 363 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,800 That's the best you can do? 364 00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:15,980 You're welcome. 365 00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:18,600 Oh, I'm supposed to be thanking you now. I've got two little kids here. You 366 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,600 can't even... Just a minute. 367 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,340 Please, I think we have a couple more pressing problems here. 368 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,300 So, what exactly is this place? 369 00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:31,080 Oh, no, no. Listen, forget it. It's much too complicated to explain. Some sort 370 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,360 of afterlife way station? 371 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,740 Okay, maybe not so complicated. 372 00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:45,430 Thank you for dying. 373 00:32:45,510 --> 00:32:51,850 This is the North American Zone 6 Soul Retrieval Center. And I am 374 00:32:51,850 --> 00:32:55,310 Jumper. Get a picture. 375 00:32:55,590 --> 00:32:58,330 And this is my so -called partner, Coffin Ed. 376 00:32:59,190 --> 00:33:02,430 Delighted. And we are the Soul Patrol. 377 00:33:02,990 --> 00:33:04,130 Don't touch me. 378 00:33:06,470 --> 00:33:09,830 I'm Ian Carlyle, and over there is my sister, Claire. 379 00:33:11,170 --> 00:33:12,190 Put her right there, buddy. 380 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,840 from the portal. Thank you. You will have your opportunity soon enough. Not 381 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:49,660 I'm going to die? 382 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:50,920 Oh, hello. 383 00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:53,120 Newsflash. Everybody dies. 384 00:33:53,620 --> 00:33:54,980 Talk about your job security. 385 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,120 So what's on the other side? 386 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,820 Well, we're really not allowed to talk about it. It's a big secret. Big secret? 387 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:02,580 She's never even been. 388 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,000 None of us made it out of the waiting room before they bounced us into these 389 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000 lousy jobs. 390 00:34:08,060 --> 00:34:12,040 And I will be stuck here until you know what freezes over if anyone... 391 00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:13,730 Finds out about the two of you, okay? 392 00:34:15,630 --> 00:34:16,630 Wow, 393 00:34:17,870 --> 00:34:18,870 all these people died? 394 00:34:19,370 --> 00:34:20,850 Wait till the hockey season starts. 395 00:34:21,530 --> 00:34:24,570 No, no, no. Do not touch that. Don't touch that. That's private. Hey, Blair, 396 00:34:24,650 --> 00:34:26,250 look. Here's Grandpa's name. 397 00:34:27,310 --> 00:34:28,530 But it's not checked off. 398 00:34:28,850 --> 00:34:31,290 I knew it. That was Grandpa I saw last night. 399 00:34:31,690 --> 00:34:32,909 Why didn't he cross over? 400 00:34:33,230 --> 00:34:34,949 Other than the fact he looks kind of creepy. 401 00:34:35,590 --> 00:34:37,350 Who knows? The dead are very unpredictable. 402 00:34:37,770 --> 00:34:41,170 Could be unrequited love, revenge, poor sense of direction. 403 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:44,199 Don't you try and figure out why they stayed behind? 404 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:47,620 The number of people who die in my district is supposed to match the number 405 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:49,860 people who cross over. The why is not my concern. 406 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,860 How about we make you a deal? No, the dead don't make deals. You help our 407 00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:57,380 grandfather to cross over, and we promise never to tell a soul about what 408 00:34:57,380 --> 00:34:58,238 saw. Deal. 409 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:02,000 But first, you have to let my grandfather fulfill whatever it is he's 410 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000 do. 411 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:06,780 Okay, but he has to be here by tomorrow night. I can only claim an account of 412 00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:07,780 yours for so long. 413 00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:09,020 Don't worry. 414 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,500 Once you get to know Mariah... 415 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:11,840 She's even worse. 416 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,640 No cell phones, love. 417 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,920 Still don't believe in ghosts, huh? 418 00:35:21,060 --> 00:35:22,019 A bit. 419 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:25,380 But I'll take that as a... I'm sorry for being such a stuck -up, closed 420 00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:26,380 -minded... Ow! 421 00:35:27,820 --> 00:35:29,660 What do you think Grandpa wants to tell us? 422 00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:32,420 Maybe he buried a fortune in gold under the house. 423 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,700 How hard did I hit you with that branch? 424 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,340 It would just be so cool to see him again. 425 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,200 To, you know, really get to say goodbye and all that stuff. 426 00:35:43,790 --> 00:35:44,790 Uh -oh. 427 00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:47,490 I couldn't have been in town for more than an hour. I don't know what 428 00:35:47,590 --> 00:35:48,288 Dad, what's wrong? 429 00:35:48,290 --> 00:35:49,890 Claire, are you all right? Where's your brother? 430 00:35:51,630 --> 00:35:55,170 Ian, I was so worried. I got home and you weren't here. 431 00:35:55,510 --> 00:35:58,030 Are you sure you're all right? Yeah, yeah. I'm fine, right? 432 00:35:58,470 --> 00:35:59,470 Yeah. 433 00:35:59,710 --> 00:36:03,130 So where were you? Dad, you're not going to believe this. The most incredible... 434 00:36:03,130 --> 00:36:04,130 We were frog hunting. 435 00:36:05,650 --> 00:36:06,650 Frog hunting? 436 00:36:07,450 --> 00:36:08,450 Um, yeah. 437 00:36:08,870 --> 00:36:10,490 Grandpa always takes us frog hunting. 438 00:36:11,350 --> 00:36:16,510 Um... So I wanted to go, and Claire said no because she's afraid of frogs. I'm 439 00:36:16,510 --> 00:36:17,890 not afraid of frogs. And I went anyway. 440 00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:24,010 And then I got lost, and Claire came to find me, but then we both got lost, and 441 00:36:24,010 --> 00:36:26,690 now we're not lost anymore, which is good because we've been found. 442 00:36:27,350 --> 00:36:29,450 But I gotta tell you, boy, am I exhausted. 443 00:36:30,170 --> 00:36:31,310 Sorry you were so worried. 444 00:36:31,850 --> 00:36:34,870 Next time we'll leave a trail of breadcrumbs or something. 445 00:36:35,390 --> 00:36:36,390 Yeah, nice to meet you guys. 446 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,240 Their grandfather just died. I think they're still a little freaked out about 447 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,240 it. 448 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:03,820 Wow. 449 00:37:03,940 --> 00:37:06,760 You two have really made a lot of progress. Definitely on the road to 450 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,760 redemption. Nothing like those energizing pangs of guilt to spur us on. 451 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:12,710 I knew I brought you up right. 452 00:37:13,490 --> 00:37:16,050 Listen, I'm going to take a run into town. Either one of you want to come 453 00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:18,230 Uh, no, I'm fine. 454 00:37:18,810 --> 00:37:19,810 Yeah, me too. 455 00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:21,370 Fine. Suit yourselves. 456 00:37:28,990 --> 00:37:30,110 Come on, me. I've got my time. 457 00:37:32,430 --> 00:37:33,430 Hey. 458 00:37:34,650 --> 00:37:35,529 Listen, guys. 459 00:37:35,530 --> 00:37:39,850 I know we haven't really talked about, well, everything. 460 00:37:41,190 --> 00:37:46,230 But I just wanted to... You're okay, right? 461 00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:48,310 Yeah, we're fine, Dad. 462 00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:49,550 Okay. 463 00:37:50,130 --> 00:37:51,130 Good. 464 00:37:59,550 --> 00:38:00,550 Are you sure? 465 00:38:00,730 --> 00:38:01,730 Yes. 466 00:38:01,910 --> 00:38:03,170 We're fine. Really. 467 00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:04,910 Great. 468 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,780 What's that for? In case he doesn't want to come along peacefully. 469 00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:20,280 You know how stubborn he can be. 470 00:38:23,620 --> 00:38:25,060 And what's all that? 471 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,280 Happy memories. I thought they might help attract him. 472 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,280 What do you want from me? I've never been ghost hunting before. 473 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,840 Neither have I, but it can't be that hard. 474 00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:40,020 I mean, we know he's in the house, and I'm pretty sure he wants to talk to us. 475 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:51,580 I'm trying to contact the spirit of Frank Carlisle. 476 00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:58,440 Come in, Frank Carlisle. Oh, for the love of... Hey, Gramps, it's Ian and 477 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,220 Claire, and we have to talk to you now. 478 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,800 Please? 479 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,100 Grandpa? 480 00:39:12,540 --> 00:39:13,540 Grandpa? 481 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,940 Is it really you? 482 00:39:25,220 --> 00:39:31,480 grandpa it's me claire your granddaughter he's not blind he's dead i 483 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:37,200 grandpa i'm not sure if you know this but it's important that you cross over 484 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:43,380 move on with your life death just tell us what you want we can help you 485 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:44,820 what is it what's wrong 486 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,560 The alarm's going off. 487 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:17,920 Dad, hi. 488 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:18,839 That was quick. 489 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,580 Ian, you set the house on fire? 490 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,380 Why do you think I did it? He didn't. We didn't do this. 491 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:28,440 Seriously. Yeah, if anything, we should be getting some kind of a medal right 492 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,820 now. If we told you it really happened, you wouldn't believe us, or you're just 493 00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:32,940 going to have to trust us on this one. 494 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,780 I mean, no harm done, right? 495 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,360 No harm done? 496 00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:39,320 I'm gone ten minutes and you almost burned the house down? 497 00:41:39,620 --> 00:41:42,160 What's going on with you two? Are you acting out? 498 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,840 Do you blame me for all this? 499 00:41:44,230 --> 00:41:46,450 Are you mad at me? You're trying to get back at me or something? 500 00:41:46,650 --> 00:41:49,690 Seriously, Dad, this really isn't about you, so don't take it so personally. 501 00:41:50,270 --> 00:41:51,270 What? 502 00:41:52,970 --> 00:41:53,970 Go. 503 00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:56,330 Get up. I can't talk to both of you right now. Go. 504 00:41:59,770 --> 00:42:02,450 I thought Dad said that Zachariah Cole was just a legend. 505 00:42:03,350 --> 00:42:05,770 Apparently, he's not the authority on ghosts we thought he was. 506 00:42:06,410 --> 00:42:08,490 Hey, those veins on his forehead are pretty wild. 507 00:42:08,810 --> 00:42:10,810 Yeah, I really thought they were going to burst this time. 508 00:42:44,490 --> 00:42:47,290 Just one of these days, I like to see someone come through here who actually 509 00:42:47,290 --> 00:42:48,290 looks like their picture. 510 00:42:49,310 --> 00:42:50,310 Hey, ghosties! 511 00:42:51,150 --> 00:42:52,150 Ghosties! 512 00:42:52,410 --> 00:42:54,950 Come on, look alive. We've got big problems. 513 00:42:55,530 --> 00:42:58,590 Problems? Guess what? We have no more room for problems. We're filled up with 514 00:42:58,590 --> 00:42:59,590 problems. 515 00:43:00,930 --> 00:43:02,730 What's going on here? Nobody died today? 516 00:43:03,090 --> 00:43:04,490 All right, bite your tongue. 517 00:43:04,690 --> 00:43:07,730 It just so happens that most ghosts prefer to travel at night. 518 00:43:07,970 --> 00:43:08,970 They're ghosts. 519 00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:12,090 Tell that to the flaming creepy that just siphoned off my grandfather. 520 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,180 You're not talking about Zachariah Cole, are you? 521 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:21,800 Um, well, huge, Skeletor -like face with a long black jacket. That's the cat. 522 00:43:21,940 --> 00:43:24,140 Big old top hat and nails look like they need to be done. 523 00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:26,840 And, oh, yeah, he throws flame balls. 524 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,900 Yeah. Yeah. Well, that does sound like old Zachariah. 525 00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:34,420 Of course, it could also be Sheila, my second wife. Now, she was terrifying. 526 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:39,700 You know, I so do not need this right now. Sometimes it just seems like the 527 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,800 whole afterlife is conspiring against me. 528 00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:46,020 What's Zachariah doing out here? I thought dead guys were supposed to be in 529 00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:48,720 there. Even big, huge, scary ones. 530 00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,560 Zach's an unusual case. 531 00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:54,240 He holes out in an old mine just on the south side of town. 532 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,500 And this isn't the first time our paths have crossed. 533 00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:59,420 Actually, it's quite an interesting story. 534 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,560 This is one evil dude! 535 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:06,300 You guys aren't getting this, man. He captures people's soul, and then he 536 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:07,178 their life force. 537 00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:08,720 He's the kind of ghost that's after revenge. 538 00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:10,520 Gives us all a bad name. 539 00:44:10,970 --> 00:44:12,390 steals their life force? 540 00:44:12,610 --> 00:44:14,170 Does that mean Grandpa can't cross over? 541 00:44:14,390 --> 00:44:16,470 Okay. You know what? No more drama. 542 00:44:16,770 --> 00:44:18,570 Everything is just fine. 543 00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:23,570 You people are making a mountain out of a tiny, tiny, tiny little molehill. Now, 544 00:44:23,570 --> 00:44:27,070 we are monitoring the situation closely, and we'll have the matter resolved in 545 00:44:27,070 --> 00:44:30,730 no time. Everything is fine, people. Look, I'm smiling. 546 00:44:31,350 --> 00:44:33,770 He died 200 years ago. 547 00:44:34,850 --> 00:44:36,690 Eternity does not breathe efficiency. 548 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:42,000 Okay, even with the occasional loss, this station still maintains a death -to 549 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:48,240 -crossover ratio of... 99 .999999%. 550 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:50,220 It's the second highest in the continent. 551 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:54,200 Second only to New Jersey. And everyone knows they, uh, you know, doctor their 552 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,158 books. 553 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,720 You have to do something. 554 00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:00,800 Isn't it your job to save them? I just don't have the ghost power for this kind 555 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,640 of thing. Look at us. We're swamped. Wait a little, Bessie. Thank you, 556 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,940 we're talking about. You can't just leave him out there. 557 00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:13,120 Look, little person, I know that this is difficult for you to accept, but your 558 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,140 grandfather... This is getting embarrassing. 559 00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:16,540 What are we doing? 560 00:45:16,620 --> 00:45:18,360 We are the Soul Patrol. 561 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,500 We got way more life force than a dozen stinky ghosts. 562 00:45:21,940 --> 00:45:23,500 This is what I signed up for. 563 00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:27,620 I say we go kick some serious ghost butt. 564 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,460 Yeah, except for you didn't sign up. You were sentenced. 565 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,120 What? 566 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,720 Are you with me, Eddie, buddy? 567 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:38,320 Only one week left on the force. Why can't I just retire in peace? 568 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,400 Oh, okay. You talked me into it. 569 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,600 There's nothing on TV anyway tonight. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 570 00:45:47,380 --> 00:45:49,380 How about you, Mariah? Oh, go. Fine. 571 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,520 But I know nothing. I don't know anything. I don't know you. Who are you? 572 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,520 away. 573 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:54,760 Let's go get your grandpa. 574 00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:57,020 High five. 575 00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:06,840 The Soul Patrol is on their own. Oh, yeah, you're under your feet now, right? 576 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:07,819 That's right. 577 00:46:07,820 --> 00:46:10,100 The Soul Patrol is looking for a mole. 578 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,560 The Soul Patrol is on their own. 579 00:46:13,380 --> 00:46:15,980 That's great. The Soul Patrol doesn't care about the mole. 580 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,560 The Soul Patrol is going to get me fired. 581 00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:25,000 The Soul Patrol... The cabin must have been up there somewhere. 582 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:26,820 Uh, whose cabin? 583 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:29,080 Zachariah's. They said it was on Coal Hill. 584 00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:31,380 Oh, very nice. What, at the bottom of Sewage Lane? 585 00:46:32,810 --> 00:46:33,810 But you know what I don't understand? 586 00:46:34,550 --> 00:46:36,730 Baseball? What to wear with denim? 587 00:46:37,230 --> 00:46:39,170 How I can be dead and still look so good? 588 00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:41,570 No, no, and no. 589 00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:44,850 I don't understand why Zachariah's out for revenge. 590 00:46:45,330 --> 00:46:47,650 He flambéed his wife and burned down half the town. 591 00:46:48,450 --> 00:46:49,650 Sounds like he got what he deserved. 592 00:46:50,570 --> 00:46:53,050 Oh, an illogical, crazy person. How unusual. 593 00:46:58,990 --> 00:47:01,910 Before we go in here, maybe we should figure out what's motivating him. 594 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,020 There must be a reason he didn't cross over. 595 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,320 You're just scared. 596 00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:08,860 Duh. He's huge and scary and throws fire. 597 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,360 But Claire, what about Grandpa and all the dozens of other souls he's comforted 598 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,360 over the years? 599 00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:14,980 Care about his motivation? 600 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,479 You know what? 601 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,860 I'm with you. It's now or never. And what's it going to be? 602 00:47:20,780 --> 00:47:22,020 Never. Now! 603 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,440 All right, now. 604 00:47:24,220 --> 00:47:25,220 Ed? 605 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:26,520 I'm sorry, what? 606 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,920 Oh, uh, right. 607 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,720 We attack at dawn. 608 00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:33,780 We attack now, man. 609 00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:36,300 Right, well, let's get off of it, then. 610 00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:50,100 Next stop, handbags, sporting goods, and unfettered evil. 611 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,380 Whoa, this place is so cool. 612 00:47:54,220 --> 00:47:55,680 Do you really think this will work? 613 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,120 Oh, of course it will. It's a brilliant plan. 614 00:47:58,420 --> 00:47:59,780 We three will distract... 615 00:48:00,190 --> 00:48:04,190 while young Ian here wrestles Zachariah to the ground, holds him down, and 616 00:48:04,190 --> 00:48:06,730 proceeds to just... That is not a plan. 617 00:48:07,230 --> 00:48:10,850 Now, Ian and Claire suck him into the gizmo. We make him stay there until we 618 00:48:10,850 --> 00:48:13,650 him back to the portal and toss him through. And let the people on the other 619 00:48:13,650 --> 00:48:14,690 side deal with him from there. 620 00:48:15,690 --> 00:48:17,510 I think mine's a much better plan. 621 00:48:19,590 --> 00:48:21,650 Please tell me you're doing that lantern thing. 622 00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:24,290 I'm also available for weddings and by Christmas. 623 00:48:49,070 --> 00:48:50,710 And if it's not, then we're in real trouble. 624 00:49:00,410 --> 00:49:01,410 What are you doing? 625 00:49:01,650 --> 00:49:02,650 He's powering up. 626 00:49:03,210 --> 00:49:04,210 He's powering up. 627 00:49:04,450 --> 00:49:07,210 He keeps the souls that he's captured in that mine shaft below. 628 00:49:07,910 --> 00:49:09,490 And he steals their life force. 629 00:49:10,870 --> 00:49:11,870 This has to work. 630 00:49:12,410 --> 00:49:14,690 Okay, on the count of three, start it up. 631 00:49:15,170 --> 00:49:16,190 Okay, ready? 632 00:49:17,130 --> 00:49:18,130 One. 633 00:51:15,100 --> 00:51:16,100 Good luck. 634 00:52:17,230 --> 00:52:18,230 Or die trying. 635 00:52:20,110 --> 00:52:21,730 Isn't that kind of an empty promise? 636 00:52:24,270 --> 00:52:25,450 Picky, picky, picky. 637 00:52:28,430 --> 00:52:30,310 Well, I think it's safe to say he came this way. 638 00:52:31,210 --> 00:52:34,610 But he's got to come back, right? So maybe we set a trap here and... No more 639 00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:37,870 traps. It was a stupid idea. What was stupid was falling into that pit. 640 00:52:38,070 --> 00:52:41,050 Look, I've seen dead people breathing all over me, so don't circle your knees. 641 00:52:43,750 --> 00:52:46,610 Now, nobody panic. I know exactly what to do. 642 00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:54,750 There's got to be some advantage to being dead. 643 00:52:55,110 --> 00:52:56,390 Enjoy your stay in prison. 644 00:53:04,450 --> 00:53:08,630 Um, I don't suppose you're going to let us go with just a stern talking to, 645 00:53:08,710 --> 00:53:11,530 because I, for one, have totally learned my lesson. 646 00:53:11,810 --> 00:53:14,210 You know why they sealed up this mine in the first place? 647 00:53:15,490 --> 00:53:17,430 Natural gas leaks. Natural gas? 648 00:53:17,930 --> 00:53:20,750 Seeps up through the ground. You're lucky you didn't suffocate. 649 00:53:21,370 --> 00:53:24,450 And we're all lucky that old fire you started didn't blow up the place. 650 00:53:24,950 --> 00:53:26,250 We didn't start a fire. 651 00:53:28,510 --> 00:53:29,510 Let's go. 652 00:53:29,630 --> 00:53:30,630 Let's go! 653 00:53:37,210 --> 00:53:38,210 Okay, 654 00:53:39,490 --> 00:53:42,330 this time I'm skipping right over the thank goodness you're alive part of the 655 00:53:42,330 --> 00:53:45,730 speech and going directly to what do you think you were doing? We didn't do 656 00:53:45,730 --> 00:53:46,730 anything wrong. 657 00:53:47,510 --> 00:53:50,630 Trespassing, arson, destruction of public property. 658 00:53:51,070 --> 00:53:52,070 Besides that stuff. 659 00:53:52,690 --> 00:53:53,509 Let's go. 660 00:53:53,510 --> 00:53:56,490 You know, this is the second time in two days I've been called out on account of 661 00:53:56,490 --> 00:53:57,308 your kids. 662 00:53:57,310 --> 00:54:01,250 And I guarantee you there will not be a third. I'm taking them back to Boston 663 00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:02,250 first thing in the morning. 664 00:54:02,430 --> 00:54:03,408 What? 665 00:54:03,410 --> 00:54:04,410 March. 666 00:54:07,570 --> 00:54:08,790 Dad, you can't. 667 00:54:09,010 --> 00:54:09,928 Oh, yeah? 668 00:54:09,930 --> 00:54:10,930 Just watch me. 669 00:54:11,410 --> 00:54:13,950 Seriously, Dad, we didn't start that fire. Who did? 670 00:54:14,290 --> 00:54:15,570 Zachariah Cull? How do you know? 671 00:54:15,810 --> 00:54:16,810 Back in the car, Ian. 672 00:54:17,050 --> 00:54:18,170 Not another word. 673 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,460 where Zachariah keeps all the souls that he's captured. 674 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:40,120 So then he captured Jumper, and... Jumper? 675 00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,720 The other ghost, the one in the jar. Of course, right? 676 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:46,020 If he hadn't sacrificed himself, Claire might be lying at the bottom of a pit 677 00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:49,100 right now. So basically, you can't send us home while Zachariah's still loose 678 00:54:49,100 --> 00:54:50,220 and Grandpa hasn't crossed over. 679 00:54:54,340 --> 00:54:55,340 Wow. 680 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,220 That is one pretty amazing story. 681 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,280 Come up with that all on your own? 682 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,660 I knew he wouldn't believe us. 683 00:55:03,690 --> 00:55:07,050 We're not making this up. We're not acting out or whatever it is you think 684 00:55:07,050 --> 00:55:10,430 doing. We're doing this because we have to, because we care about what happens 685 00:55:10,430 --> 00:55:11,209 to Grandpa. 686 00:55:11,210 --> 00:55:12,990 And apparently I don't? 687 00:55:13,730 --> 00:55:17,950 Ian, caring is a two -way street, and your grandfather... What is it with the 688 00:55:17,950 --> 00:55:18,950 men in this family? 689 00:55:19,050 --> 00:55:22,230 You and Grandpa could barely say hello to each other. You two are always 690 00:55:22,230 --> 00:55:25,530 fighting. Knock it off. We've got a lot more important things to worry about. 691 00:55:30,710 --> 00:55:32,750 You know, that's just the kind of thing your mother would have said. 692 00:55:37,870 --> 00:55:40,150 What in the world is going on out there? 693 00:55:45,190 --> 00:55:46,190 Here, get the hose. 694 00:55:46,390 --> 00:55:48,170 Claire, get the fire extinguisher in the kitchen. 695 00:55:49,770 --> 00:55:52,190 Got it. All right, not too close, son, not too close. 696 00:55:52,530 --> 00:55:53,529 Take it easy. 697 00:55:53,530 --> 00:55:54,530 Atta boy. 698 00:55:57,730 --> 00:55:59,810 I think we're all right, Claire. I think we're all right. 699 00:56:01,710 --> 00:56:02,710 That's it. 700 00:56:05,770 --> 00:56:07,310 What kind of insane prank is that? 701 00:56:08,190 --> 00:56:09,590 Dad, I don't think it was a prank 702 00:56:57,310 --> 00:56:59,450 Thanks a lot, guys. I really appreciate it. Yeah. 703 00:57:03,290 --> 00:57:06,770 You know, I spent more time in the last three days talking to the police than I 704 00:57:06,770 --> 00:57:10,490 did in the entire time I grew up here. And I was considered something of a 705 00:57:10,490 --> 00:57:15,330 hooligan. You didn't tell them about... Uh, no. They didn't mention 706 00:57:15,330 --> 00:57:19,330 flamethrowing ghosts as possible suspects, and I wasn't about to suggest 707 00:57:19,710 --> 00:57:21,350 But you know Zachariah started it. 708 00:57:22,070 --> 00:57:24,730 Or any pyro with a can of gasoline and a match. 709 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:26,920 Listen, I don't know who... Or what. 710 00:57:27,740 --> 00:57:31,560 ...started this, but I don't like people threatening my family. 711 00:57:31,940 --> 00:57:33,680 Does that mean we don't have to go home today? 712 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,400 Consider this a reprieve. Yes! 713 00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:39,080 Hmm. On one condition. 714 00:57:39,340 --> 00:57:41,800 I don't want you getting into any more trouble. 715 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:43,980 Uh, could you be more specific? 716 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:47,560 Good thing he wasn't more specific. 717 00:57:47,860 --> 00:57:50,620 That's about the tenth no trespassing sign we've passed. 718 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:53,260 I know. Makes me suspicious, doesn't it? Yeah. 719 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:57,150 Warner. We've got to find the remains of Zachariah's cabin. It's up here 720 00:57:57,150 --> 00:57:59,050 someplace. I just want to see for myself. 721 00:57:59,270 --> 00:58:01,910 All this legend of Zachariah called business just isn't adding up. 722 00:58:02,110 --> 00:58:05,990 Claire, in the past two days, he's kidnapped our grandfather's soul, thrown 723 00:58:05,990 --> 00:58:07,050 fireball at us. 724 00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:10,990 Captured Jumper, the best partner a dead man ever had. 725 00:58:11,450 --> 00:58:13,850 He even set a brush fire in our front yard. 726 00:58:14,510 --> 00:58:18,210 I didn't say I liked the guy. I just think we'll never be able to stop him if 727 00:58:18,210 --> 00:58:19,210 don't know what he wants. 728 00:58:19,530 --> 00:58:23,750 Have a guess. The total destruction of the town and all its inhabitants. 729 00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:25,360 But why? 730 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:26,900 Has she always been this way? 731 00:58:27,140 --> 00:58:28,780 As long as I can remember. 732 00:58:32,420 --> 00:58:38,000 The librarian said that when Zachariah's cabin blew up, it left a huge crater. 733 00:58:39,220 --> 00:58:40,360 I think it's up here. 734 00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,360 It's here! 735 00:58:47,060 --> 00:58:50,240 So this is what Warner wants to turn into a tourist attraction? 736 00:58:50,980 --> 00:58:52,340 Wait till you see the tourists. 737 00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:55,900 And what exactly are we looking for? 738 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,500 I'm not 100 % positive. 739 00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:01,960 Oh, okay. I'll shout out when I see it. 740 00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:04,300 Yes, look! 741 00:59:05,860 --> 00:59:09,460 I will bet you my entire year's allowance that there's some sort of pipe 742 00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:10,459 bottom of this crater. 743 00:59:10,460 --> 00:59:14,000 I don't usually advocate taking advantage of the really stupid, but you 744 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,000 take that bet. 745 00:59:15,020 --> 00:59:16,020 It's free money. 746 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,020 Ed, would you mind telling me how deep it is? You can't be serious. 747 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:35,960 Oh, all right, Missy. 748 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:37,720 I've done worse things. 749 00:59:58,730 --> 00:59:59,890 Oh, I think he's too far down. 750 01:00:07,690 --> 01:00:08,050 Okay, 751 01:00:08,050 --> 01:00:15,030 I lied. 752 01:00:15,230 --> 01:00:16,730 That was the worst thing I ever did. 753 01:00:17,670 --> 01:00:21,670 Uh, Ed, do you think you could distract him for a couple of minutes while we run 754 01:00:21,670 --> 01:00:23,570 streaming through the forest? Oh, very nice. 755 01:00:24,110 --> 01:00:25,110 Exploiting the dead, eh? 756 01:00:25,790 --> 01:00:26,718 All right. 757 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,260 But you owe me one, okay? Big time. 758 01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:31,980 Come on then, pussycat. 759 01:00:32,380 --> 01:00:33,380 Come on then. 760 01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:34,500 Want a little bit of this? 761 01:00:34,740 --> 01:00:35,740 Come on then. 762 01:00:40,340 --> 01:00:46,060 This day just keeps getting better and better. 763 01:01:09,390 --> 01:01:10,470 Are you two all right? 764 01:01:11,010 --> 01:01:12,730 Well, I've got poison oak or lime disease. 765 01:01:13,150 --> 01:01:17,330 And I need some old newspapers or county records, anything from around the time 766 01:01:17,330 --> 01:01:18,590 that Zachariah Cole was alive. 767 01:01:18,870 --> 01:01:23,050 That I can help you with. The Steeple's Falls Gazette has been published 768 01:01:23,050 --> 01:01:25,470 continuously since 1797. 769 01:01:25,890 --> 01:01:28,210 And I bound them all into books. 770 01:01:28,930 --> 01:01:31,910 Need to finish up some of your grandpa's work, huh? 771 01:01:32,310 --> 01:01:33,310 Grandpa's work? 772 01:01:33,350 --> 01:01:37,270 Well, those are the exact same books that you brought back to me the other 773 01:01:37,310 --> 01:01:38,269 so I... 774 01:01:38,270 --> 01:01:45,250 I figured that that's... Well, now that's... That's odd. 775 01:01:47,170 --> 01:01:48,830 I'm sure that's where I put them. 776 01:01:49,550 --> 01:01:51,370 Has anybody else been looking at the books? 777 01:01:51,910 --> 01:01:52,910 Just Warner. 778 01:01:54,050 --> 01:01:55,050 Thank you. 779 01:01:58,390 --> 01:02:01,630 I know Warner took those books. He was looking for them the day of the funeral. 780 01:02:01,810 --> 01:02:03,710 And Grandpa practically threw them at me that night. 781 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,590 I just can't imagine what's in them, though. 782 01:02:06,030 --> 01:02:07,210 Look, Warner's truck. 783 01:02:11,950 --> 01:02:12,970 Hey, kids, you looking for me? 784 01:02:13,410 --> 01:02:14,490 Oh, hi, Mr. McDonald. 785 01:02:14,690 --> 01:02:15,950 We were just looking at your dog. 786 01:02:16,270 --> 01:02:17,410 He's pretty wiped out. 787 01:02:17,790 --> 01:02:21,710 Yeah, well, we had a little problem with some trespassers up on the hill this 788 01:02:21,710 --> 01:02:24,190 morning. He just about ran himself silly. 789 01:02:25,290 --> 01:02:27,450 Some people just don't know when to stay away. 790 01:02:28,510 --> 01:02:30,270 What did you say? You heard me. 791 01:02:32,730 --> 01:02:33,910 Well, I'd better be getting along. 792 01:02:34,790 --> 01:02:37,890 Tonight's the big night, and we still haven't finished constructing the 793 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:40,610 Hope you kids can make it. 794 01:02:41,230 --> 01:02:42,290 We wouldn't miss it. 795 01:02:43,990 --> 01:02:45,110 He doesn't scare me. 796 01:02:45,450 --> 01:02:47,910 Hey, Jimmy, Johnny, you're looking good. 797 01:02:48,210 --> 01:02:49,089 Thanks, Pop. 798 01:02:49,090 --> 01:02:51,210 Hey, Pop. We have to find Warner's house. 799 01:02:51,670 --> 01:02:53,210 We've got to see what's in those books. 800 01:02:53,670 --> 01:02:55,390 Oi, is the coast clear? 801 01:02:57,650 --> 01:02:58,750 What are you doing? 802 01:02:59,450 --> 01:03:03,690 Well, wishing he'd get a new muffler. I didn't get a wink of sleep in there. 803 01:03:04,070 --> 01:03:07,610 According to the mailbox, this is Warner's place. Just hurry up. We don't 804 01:03:07,610 --> 01:03:08,610 when Warner's going to be back. 805 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:15,440 A classic spring lock with six interlocking tumblers. It's tough, but 806 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:16,440 opened worse. 807 01:03:16,540 --> 01:03:19,960 We don't want you to pick it. Just go in there and open it. Fine. 808 01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:24,340 But I'm surprised you're adding breaking and entering to your already burgeoning 809 01:03:24,340 --> 01:03:25,340 criminal record. 810 01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:28,360 It's not breaking and entering. It's just entering if the door is unlocked. 811 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,540 Hint. An artist cannot be rushed. 812 01:03:40,590 --> 01:03:42,110 to see David Copperfield do that. 813 01:03:45,590 --> 01:03:46,690 Ian, you check upstairs. 814 01:03:46,950 --> 01:03:48,710 Ed, take the basement. I'll look around down there. 815 01:03:48,930 --> 01:03:50,910 Oh, by all means. Send the ghoul into the basement. 816 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:17,100 They were under his bed, along with some pretty vicious dust buns. 817 01:04:19,260 --> 01:04:23,760 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but bad news is bad. 818 01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:25,580 See you in five to ten. 819 01:04:27,660 --> 01:04:28,660 Out the back. 820 01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:32,740 Spills, spills. 821 01:04:37,780 --> 01:04:38,780 Hello? 822 01:04:43,260 --> 01:04:44,260 I thought people never... 823 01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:50,040 through anybody there? Let me do it. 824 01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:18,820 Those lousy kids. Oh, 825 01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:22,200 Warner. Sorry. 826 01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:24,800 What are you doing here? 827 01:05:25,220 --> 01:05:29,000 I came to ask you a couple of questions about Zachariah Cull. Ha! 828 01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:32,420 More than likely creating a diversion so your kids can get away. 829 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:36,000 What are you talking about? My house has been broken into. 830 01:05:36,340 --> 01:05:39,780 Well, that certainly doesn't mean that Ian and Claire had anything to do with 831 01:05:39,780 --> 01:05:40,780 it. 832 01:05:41,060 --> 01:05:43,960 Well, those books are gone, so I know it was your kids. 833 01:05:45,380 --> 01:05:48,960 Books? I'm going to go and make sure that those kids of yours are arrested. 834 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:50,740 Come on, Warner. 835 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:52,460 I think you're overreacting. 836 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,620 Maybe you just misplaced them. 837 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:03,920 I didn't misplace them. 838 01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:05,800 Get out of my way. 839 01:06:06,540 --> 01:06:07,820 Can I offer you a ride? 840 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:21,680 Hi, kids. 841 01:06:21,740 --> 01:06:22,740 How was your afternoon? 842 01:06:23,460 --> 01:06:26,360 Commit any grand larcenies that your old man should know about? 843 01:06:27,220 --> 01:06:28,940 Dad, we can explain. Sit. 844 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,440 So these are the books, huh? 845 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:39,980 Dad, I think Warner's the one who set our driveway on fire. He warned me that 846 01:06:39,980 --> 01:06:44,480 he... Ian, do you not get it? You are in big trouble, so be quiet. 847 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:48,920 I think he did it, too. 848 01:06:52,210 --> 01:06:54,810 Somebody broke into my house. The last thing I'd check for is a couple of 849 01:06:54,810 --> 01:06:55,810 library books. 850 01:06:58,990 --> 01:07:00,050 Oh, don't get me wrong. 851 01:07:00,930 --> 01:07:02,270 You're still in a lot of trouble. 852 01:07:23,210 --> 01:07:24,210 Okay, 853 01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:30,450 I've got one word for you. 854 01:07:30,890 --> 01:07:32,790 Gas. Thanks for the warning. 855 01:07:33,070 --> 01:07:34,070 No. 856 01:07:34,430 --> 01:07:38,230 I think that Zachariah tried to drill a natural gas well and it blew up. 857 01:07:38,530 --> 01:07:41,510 But the first natural gas well wasn't drilled until, like, 1821. 858 01:07:41,990 --> 01:07:43,310 It was 50 miles from here. 859 01:07:44,490 --> 01:07:45,910 What? It's in Grandpa's book. 860 01:07:46,270 --> 01:07:50,990 Okay. You're both scaring me. And I have no idea what either one of you are 861 01:07:50,990 --> 01:07:51,948 talking about. 862 01:07:51,950 --> 01:07:54,890 We know that natural gas seeps up out of the ground at Coal Hill. 863 01:07:55,150 --> 01:07:56,830 I mean, it's why they shut down the mine, right? 864 01:07:57,410 --> 01:08:01,950 But Zachariah tried to dig a well to use it or store it or something. 865 01:08:02,810 --> 01:08:05,530 That's what the pipe was doing in the ground, and the big crater was there 866 01:08:05,530 --> 01:08:07,010 because that's where the whole thing blew up. 867 01:08:10,610 --> 01:08:13,630 Zachariah wasn't crazy. He didn't kill his wife. He didn't burn down his house. 868 01:08:13,710 --> 01:08:14,710 It was an accident. 869 01:08:14,930 --> 01:08:16,250 And the point of this would be? 870 01:08:18,460 --> 01:08:21,479 Zachariah is seeking revenge because he was wrongly accused of killing his wife 871 01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:22,479 and was burned at the stake. 872 01:08:22,580 --> 01:08:24,279 But what do the books have to do with it? 873 01:08:24,660 --> 01:08:26,680 That I'm not 100 % clear on. 874 01:08:27,279 --> 01:08:28,279 Thank you, Sherlock. 875 01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:44,500 Here it is. 876 01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:50,410 Rebecca... Carl, wife of local inventor Zachariah Carl, died last night in a 877 01:08:50,410 --> 01:08:52,590 devastating explosion that consumed their home. 878 01:08:53,710 --> 01:08:54,710 Here's a picture of her. 879 01:08:57,109 --> 01:09:00,990 It is thought that Mr. Carl's unnatural invention was the cause of the blast. 880 01:09:01,189 --> 01:09:02,189 Unnatural invention? 881 01:09:02,330 --> 01:09:06,069 Who cares if Zachariah was innocent? The only thing I care about is Grandpa, and 882 01:09:06,069 --> 01:09:08,710 no one seems to be doing anything about it. Well, we're doing everything we can 883 01:09:08,710 --> 01:09:12,130 think of, son. We should be calling in the National Guard, SWAT teams, 884 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,720 around reading some stupid newspaper articles. 885 01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:19,319 Ian. You don't care about him. You don't care about me. All you care about is 886 01:09:19,319 --> 01:09:20,319 yourself. 887 01:09:24,180 --> 01:09:26,020 Do you want me to go after him? No. 888 01:09:27,979 --> 01:09:29,859 It's okay. He just needs some time to himself. 889 01:09:31,939 --> 01:09:35,479 I know I did when I said exactly the same thing to my father. 890 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,800 Press harder. You're making three copies. 891 01:09:42,830 --> 01:09:43,830 There you go. 892 01:09:44,490 --> 01:09:45,490 Where's Mariah? 893 01:09:47,609 --> 01:09:51,830 Well, it depends on... Oh. 894 01:09:53,529 --> 01:09:54,530 Hi. 895 01:09:54,610 --> 01:09:55,610 Uh -oh. 896 01:09:55,750 --> 01:09:59,270 I was just down here looking for my earring. I lost my... Oh, look, it's 897 01:09:59,270 --> 01:10:01,610 there. It was right there the whole time I was looking. 898 01:10:01,810 --> 01:10:04,290 Have you ever lost something and you lug your sunglasses around and you're like, 899 01:10:04,370 --> 01:10:05,370 where's my... Oh, there it is. 900 01:10:05,650 --> 01:10:07,310 No. Not ever. 901 01:10:08,050 --> 01:10:11,210 If you meet a witch and she offers you an apple, don't take it. 902 01:10:11,660 --> 01:10:12,660 But why not? 903 01:10:12,700 --> 01:10:16,720 Can't you see? I have dead people who need me. Sorry to make you wait. Welcome 904 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:17,760 to death. Enjoy yourself. 905 01:10:18,020 --> 01:10:19,280 Are you hungry? You need a snack? 906 01:10:19,540 --> 01:10:20,540 Oh, you found us. 907 01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:24,840 Exactly. And my grandfather, who also happens to be dead, needs you. 908 01:10:25,060 --> 01:10:28,820 Aren't there people you can call, report to the big cheese and... No, no, no. 909 01:10:29,180 --> 01:10:30,540 Listen, little alive boy. 910 01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:33,260 Nobody is going to report this to anyone, okay? 911 01:10:33,540 --> 01:10:38,820 Now, I might seem all sugar and spice and fun, but you do not want to see my 912 01:10:38,820 --> 01:10:39,820 side. 913 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,240 Don't. Even. 914 01:10:42,740 --> 01:10:43,920 Fine, don't help. 915 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:50,040 Hey, when you get to the other side, I need you to give somebody a message. Oh, 916 01:10:50,060 --> 01:10:51,900 no, no, look, look, I'm serious, okay? 917 01:10:52,100 --> 01:10:56,240 If everybody just keeps their mouth shut, then I will finally be out of here 918 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:57,240 next week. Okay? 919 01:10:58,300 --> 01:10:59,300 What? 920 01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:02,340 Nobody stays here very long, except me. 921 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:06,200 You think after 250 years I'll at least get a watch. 922 01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,500 So you're just going to abandon them while you take a free ride to the other 923 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:10,500 side? 924 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:17,920 I know you can't understand how much this means to me, but I am so close. 925 01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:23,480 And all I want is just to be on the other side and be with my family. 926 01:11:23,740 --> 01:11:25,920 Don't you think all those lost souls want that, too? 927 01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:30,180 Zachariah has been out there for over 200 years. 928 01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:32,440 It's about time someone stopped him. 929 01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:35,480 You'd be a hero. 930 01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:38,680 They'd probably call you over immediately. 931 01:11:39,440 --> 01:11:41,840 Even apologize for making you wait so long. 932 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:43,280 Well, they should. 933 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,620 But you're probably no match for Zachariah. 934 01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:48,940 Oh, please, are you kidding? 935 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:52,780 I could blast old Dragon Breath through that portal so fast he'd make his head 936 01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:55,320 spin. Ed, hold the phones. 937 01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:57,140 We're going to save some souls. 938 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,280 What phones? 939 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,020 Old Zachariah never even got a trial. 940 01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:11,100 They hauled him into town the very next day and set him ablaze. 941 01:12:11,550 --> 01:12:14,430 His last words were, wait for me, Rebecca. 942 01:12:15,470 --> 01:12:17,510 He already knew that he wasn't going to cross over. 943 01:12:17,950 --> 01:12:20,490 What were the good people of Steeple Falls afraid of, anyway? 944 01:12:24,790 --> 01:12:28,310 They thought he was some sort of sorcerer. But he was a visionary. 945 01:12:28,710 --> 01:12:32,450 He was the first person to harness natural gas for his lights and stuff. 946 01:12:32,450 --> 01:12:34,770 was also different, and people are afraid of what they don't understand. 947 01:12:36,390 --> 01:12:39,790 Do you think Warner knows the truth? People knew the real story. That would 948 01:12:39,790 --> 01:12:41,790 some of the steam out of his scary little festival. 949 01:12:42,090 --> 01:12:45,030 Then once everyone knows the truth about Zachariah, he won't have to stick 950 01:12:45,030 --> 01:12:47,310 around. I'm sure that's all he ever wanted. 951 01:12:47,550 --> 01:12:50,130 Now, that sounds kind of logical for a flame -throwing force of evil. 952 01:12:50,430 --> 01:12:52,250 Dad. But it's worth a shot. Let's go. 953 01:13:50,830 --> 01:13:51,990 me, or has he been working out? 954 01:13:54,630 --> 01:13:58,270 I see you didn't learn your lesson the first time. 955 01:13:58,550 --> 01:14:00,730 You thought we were just going to let you go on stealing souls? 956 01:14:01,350 --> 01:14:02,630 I'll do as I please. 957 01:14:03,370 --> 01:14:07,370 And right now, there's a little festival in my honor which I must attend. 958 01:14:08,170 --> 01:14:09,850 So if you'll excuse me. 959 01:14:13,470 --> 01:14:18,330 The Zachariah Kull, I presume. 960 01:14:33,230 --> 01:14:34,230 I really thought he would be here. 961 01:14:38,650 --> 01:14:39,650 Hey, Warner. 962 01:14:41,230 --> 01:14:42,570 Hey, Richard. 963 01:14:43,430 --> 01:14:47,970 We need you to tell people the truth about Zachariah Cole. The truth? 964 01:14:48,850 --> 01:14:52,130 People need to know that he was innocent, that his wife died in a 965 01:14:52,130 --> 01:14:54,790 accident, that he was executed for a crime he didn't commit. 966 01:14:55,090 --> 01:14:59,050 Everything is in these books. You didn't want anyone to see. I knew you stole 967 01:14:59,050 --> 01:15:01,860 those books. Okay, okay, fine. Have us all arrested. 968 01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:03,860 Listen, are you going to tell everyone or are we? 969 01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:06,380 Why do you care? 970 01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:12,460 He's a myth, a legend, a ghost story. 971 01:15:12,820 --> 01:15:17,800 Who cares if he was innocent or not? He's dead and gone. 972 01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:21,740 Actually, he's kidnapped my grandfather's soul, so it really is kind 973 01:15:21,740 --> 01:15:22,740 important. 974 01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:27,220 Zachariah Cull is the perfect villain. 975 01:15:27,620 --> 01:15:30,310 He's the person that people love. Fine. 976 01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:32,530 We'll do it without you. 977 01:15:32,770 --> 01:15:33,990 Not if I... No! 978 01:15:41,450 --> 01:15:42,450 So, 979 01:15:45,110 --> 01:15:49,950 Zack, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. 980 01:15:50,450 --> 01:15:53,030 We aren't leaving here until you free those souls. 981 01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:08,180 think they'd leave me in charge without a few tricks up these raggedy chiffon 982 01:16:08,180 --> 01:16:09,300 sleeves, did you? Huh? 983 01:16:10,580 --> 01:16:15,580 I only took those souls who didn't want to cross over to the other side, who had 984 01:16:15,580 --> 01:16:18,200 unfinished business to attend to, like me. 985 01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:19,780 What about Jumper? 986 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,720 What kind of a name is that, anyway? 987 01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:28,840 Jumper. But his life force has proven to be particularly useful. 988 01:16:38,060 --> 01:16:42,860 Wait, wait. Is that whole fiery, uh, slash, nasal thing new? Because I did 989 01:16:42,860 --> 01:16:44,180 read it in any reports, people. 990 01:16:48,260 --> 01:16:51,680 In the words of the immortal bard, hamstring. 991 01:17:01,180 --> 01:17:02,720 I'm too old to die again. 992 01:17:06,100 --> 01:17:07,560 It was a long shot, Claire. 993 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:11,100 I don't know that those books would have changed people's opinions of Zachariah. 994 01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:14,040 Tom, we've got to find Ian. 995 01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:40,080 I'm gonna grab Warner. 996 01:17:58,320 --> 01:17:59,320 Warner! 997 01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:04,480 Why don't you run, little one? 998 01:18:11,430 --> 01:18:14,190 And you'll also know why I finally have to destroy this town. 999 01:18:14,610 --> 01:18:15,610 Start talking. 1000 01:18:16,630 --> 01:18:18,150 Listen, I'm sorry. 1001 01:18:19,030 --> 01:18:20,310 Everything's going to be different. 1002 01:18:20,890 --> 01:18:23,230 We'll have the festival in your name. 1003 01:18:24,410 --> 01:18:27,270 I'll have another son, and I'll name him after you. 1004 01:18:28,090 --> 01:18:29,090 What else? 1005 01:18:29,210 --> 01:18:32,010 I knew you were innocent before we started the festival. 1006 01:18:32,230 --> 01:18:34,430 I guess I just never thought you'd mind. 1007 01:18:35,070 --> 01:18:36,070 Guess again. 1008 01:20:53,770 --> 01:20:54,770 You did it. 1009 01:20:54,830 --> 01:20:55,830 You did it. 1010 01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:48,720 my pumpkin. 1011 01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:50,040 Claire, what is it? 1012 01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:54,180 Grandpa? Hi. 1013 01:21:54,820 --> 01:21:57,000 Sorry to startle you, Dad. 1014 01:21:59,440 --> 01:22:00,900 How is this possible? 1015 01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:03,020 You're still asking that after tonight? 1016 01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:05,100 Do they know you're here? 1017 01:22:05,340 --> 01:22:06,760 I have a reprieve. 1018 01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:10,580 A nice lady at the center said you arranged this. 1019 01:22:10,900 --> 01:22:11,900 Thanks. 1020 01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:17,100 Anytime. And thanks for the books. They're a big help. Books? 1021 01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:23,000 I just wanted your father to see the box behind them. Thought he might figure it 1022 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:26,100 out without my having to hang around so long. 1023 01:22:26,620 --> 01:22:29,420 Uh, figure what out? 1024 01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:33,920 I just want to say how proud I am of you. 1025 01:22:36,180 --> 01:22:37,180 Are you kidding? 1026 01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:44,060 That's why you stayed behind? You were a smart kid, but all you ever wanted to 1027 01:22:44,060 --> 01:22:46,520 do was hang around with your stupid old man. 1028 01:22:46,820 --> 01:22:53,300 Dad. All I ever wanted for you was to get out of this town, see the world, use 1029 01:22:53,300 --> 01:22:54,300 your gifts. 1030 01:22:54,800 --> 01:23:00,860 I was so worried about your future, I kind of lost track of your present. 1031 01:23:02,660 --> 01:23:08,640 And as different as I thought you were, looks like you're making all the same 1032 01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:09,640 mistakes. 1033 01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:28,620 Bye, Gramps. 1034 01:23:29,540 --> 01:23:30,540 We'll miss you. 1035 01:23:39,340 --> 01:23:41,300 So, do you have to rush off? 1036 01:23:41,620 --> 01:23:44,320 No. Eternity can wait a couple of hours. 1037 01:23:58,320 --> 01:23:59,139 I wasn't scared. 1038 01:23:59,140 --> 01:24:00,560 I was just biding my time. 1039 01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:03,840 Waiting for the right moment to make my move. And you know I got moved. 1040 01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:09,080 Is that the right call? He ain't so bad. 1041 01:24:09,940 --> 01:24:12,260 Crossed over just like everybody else. One leg at a time. 1042 01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:13,640 That's right. 1043 01:24:13,740 --> 01:24:15,220 I'm just surprised they haven't bounced him back. 1044 01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:24,520 Well, it's official. 1045 01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:27,320 My posting has been extended. 1046 01:24:28,280 --> 01:24:29,280 Indefinitely. 1047 01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:30,640 Thank you. 1048 01:24:30,980 --> 01:24:32,800 You'll be out before the next millennium. 1049 01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:36,240 Didn't capturing Zachariah and freeing all those souls count for anything? 1050 01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:40,520 Well, apparently, the rather public spectacle outweighed the benefits. 1051 01:24:41,060 --> 01:24:42,060 It's okay, though. 1052 01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:43,960 No, I'm fine. No, I'm good. 1053 01:24:44,260 --> 01:24:45,260 No, no, sit. 1054 01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:49,220 I'm just going to go back and do what I do every single day. I'll be up here. 1055 01:24:49,700 --> 01:24:50,940 I'm really sorry. 1056 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:53,580 But, hey, we'll come and hang out. 1057 01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:56,500 That is, if the living are welcome. 1058 01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:58,600 Hey, aren't you guys going back to Boston? 1059 01:24:59,060 --> 01:25:00,540 Nope. Dad said we could stay. 1060 01:25:01,460 --> 01:25:04,920 Apparently, he wants to get in touch with his roots. Not to mention he loves 1061 01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:05,920 neighborhood. 1062 01:25:52,990 --> 01:25:53,990 Hey, guys. 1063 01:25:55,010 --> 01:25:56,130 Don't worry, I'm almost done. 1064 01:25:56,930 --> 01:25:59,110 Okay. Came up to see if you needed any help. 1065 01:26:00,370 --> 01:26:01,370 Oh, sure. 1066 01:26:01,630 --> 01:26:03,850 The scooper part keeps jamming. Oh. 1067 01:26:04,310 --> 01:26:05,310 Take a look. 1068 01:26:16,690 --> 01:26:17,690 That's right. 1069 01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:32,000 I think this is why I went into medicine. 1070 01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:48,620 There are certain 1071 01:26:48,620 --> 01:26:49,880 advantages to being dead.